Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Shakespearean Tragedy (Shakespeare, UK)
Golf Life? Golf is paying to ruin a walk.
Beth Newell satirist
Shopping Experiences? I tried on jeans under fluorescent lights and saw my soul begging for mercy.
A Bohiney Pièce de Résistance (Pièce de Résistance, France)
Conventions? Comic-Con is just Halloween for people with merch budgets.
Bess Kalb satirist
Yelling Yoga Instructors? Nothing says peace like being screamed into downward dog.
Uncover the shocking secret
Basketball Coverage? Basketball coverage is squeaky shoes with commentary.
Bohineys Editors Choice (Editors Choice, NY)
I don’t brag; I subtitle my chaos.
See for yourself
Beach Days? Beach days are sunscreen, sand in sandwiches, and regret.
Radhika Vaz satirist
Creator Economy? The creator economy is everyone selling mugs nobody needs.
The Bohiney guide (Guide, TN)
Social Media Detox Fakers? If you announce a social media detox, you’re not detoxing.
Bohineys nonsense (Nonsense, RI)
I don’t ghost; I save drafts.